Each of these points begin with - "As much as I would love to...."
1-
… go to the beach
this weekend, I honestly don’t think I have it in me. It should be my happy
place but I find that we end up rushing around more there than we do at home. Trying
to cram all we can into the 36 hours we are there is exhausting. And if you are
already mentally exhausted before you go it is a doozy when you get back.
2-
… call and
complain to my son’s new school about how jacked up their whole kindergarten
entry plan is, what good will it do ? None. The website is awful, the
communication is worse and the whole staggered entry leaves me cranky. The last
thing I need to do is piss off any of those people – that is what I keep
telling myself.
3-
… get rid of this
pounding headache it is reminding me that I have reduced the amount of sugar in
my diet and that is a good reminder. Annoying but good.
4-
… get my hair
done there is no time this week for any of that crap. So I will put it off yet
again and wait for the opportunity to arise. In the mean time I will just have
to pull it back (which I can finally do again) into a pony tail and keep going.
5-
… find the
perfect pocketbook I have come to realize that the damn thing probably doesn't exist. Maybe I should design my own… submit it to Dooney & Bourke and let them
have the design if they will just give me one. Yes. That is a plan.
6-
… wake up one
morning and be 2 sizes smaller than I am now I know that isn't going to happen.
Weight loss takes work, discipline, movement and dedication. And as much as I
despise to break a sweat it will have to happen. Why can’t I starve on the
sofa?? Why do I have to sweat and become an unbearable cranky bitch?
7-
… drink more
water, I find that a very difficult task. Mainly because I hate water. I have
to FORCE myself to drink water and honestly if I don’t eat water gives me
heartburn. Yes, I know you think I am crazy but just like when you are throwing
up you know what made you sick. When I have heartburn I know what gave it to me
and it is always too much water. And whoever the crazy bastard was that said
drink half your body weight in ounces of water should be shot. Seriously! Just
put an NG tube down my throat and hook it up to a faucet because that is what
it will feel like. Drown me now. Drinking water constantly from the time my feet hit the
floor till the time I go to bed. A deluge
amount of water. He is crazy as hell.
8-
… wear all the
fancy heels in my closet, I am too lazy to even dig them out. The thought of
prancing around in 4” heels all day makes me a little dizzy. My feet hurt just
thinking about it. I need to but they will make my feet hurt. And I am too
clumsy to even think about it. The injury potential at this time in my life is
rather high. I think I will just make sure I have them when #7  work out
for me. The less you weigh, the less your feet will hurt in those pretty shoes.
Truth.
9-
… sit down at the
sewing machine I bought 6 months ago and make my t shirt quilt I have problem actually finding the time to LEARN how
to operate the damn thing. Thread a bobbin… there is a nightmare for you. There
are you tube videos on how to work this particular machine but TIME is a
problem. I have NO TIME to actually sit down with a computer and watch the
video and teach myself. I have yet to
plug the damn thing in and turn it on. Much like the Zumba box, it lives in the
dining room. At least I did put the Zumba DVD in and watch the first part of
the how to dance video. Don’t get me started on that…. Another whole blog post
just for Beto and his scary old lady friend.
10-
… finally paint
those last 12 boards on my deck I don’t see it happening this weekend. Its hot
as 40 blazes of hell outside and I am not in the mood to start sweating … see #6.
Y'all have a wonderful Labor Day Holiday weekend! I am in a much better mood now... thank you!
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