Oh my friends… today is one of those days.
I was holding off writing this morning to wait and see if my
disposition, attitude and tolerance level improved as the morning progressed. Didn’t
happen. This is one of those days I would love to unleash the inner monster and
just punch everyone in the mouth that irritated me. But then everyone I
encountered today would be walking around missing teeth.
I know rain is coming because my knee is aching. I also know
that spring is really trying to work its way into 2014 because my head is
clogged and the snot factory inside of it is working overtime. I have blown my
nose at least 20 times already, I have sneezed half that much and I feel like a
bobble head. Even my boss said my eyes look like they were puffy. Great… so I
feel like crap and apparently look like crap.
Lovely Lovely
Say hello to my little friend…..pseudo ephedrine… oh how I
love thee… even though I have to show my drivers license, blood type and donor card
to the pharmacist to even get some… it is the only thing that will dry up my
head and make this time of year barely tolerable. By the way…. Thank you to all
the meth addicts that made it almost impossible to get this stuff without handing
over my first born and savings account. Every time I walk up to the counter and
tell them what I want I get the stink eye once over by some pharmacy med
student or assistant checking me out to see if I might be one of THOSE PEOPLE
that will red flag in the data base. At those times I want to do the redneck
manly thing and just blow a big ol green snot rocket on the counter and say “SEE????
I really do need it.” Buttheads.
But today is not the day for anyone to give me the stink eye…
as soon as I get my medicine I am headed
east… to the land of negative ions, salt air and the sound of the ocean. Tomorrow
I will wake up and breathe the morning cool air… have a cup of coffee on the
deck and all will be right with the world again. …as long as it doesn’t rain
all day.
Put me on the prayer list... just for the rest of today...
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